Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 10   Joke: The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnats whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away." The young man took a deep breath and said, "Pop, I missed this train at the *last* station."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more