Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 23   Joke: A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave." At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove today, you idiot."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more