Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 10   Joke: Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?""Where are you?" John asked. "Im in the drugstore," Jill responded. "And wheres the car?" John asked. Jill replied, "Its in here with me."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more