| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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