Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where his had left his, saying just checking.!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more