Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more