Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 7   Joke: A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the car, they than sent it to the U.K. The British scientists, to better the car, added a sound system and window tint. They then sent it over to the Chinese, who added on a lowered suspension to the tiny car. The Chinese then sent it over to India. The Indian scientists, looked at the tiny car, appreciated all the modifications the other countries had made, turned it over and stamped a sign on it.... MADE IN INDIA!!!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more