| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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