| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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