| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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