| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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