| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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