| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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