| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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