Viewing Joke: Category: Food jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasnt happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Food Jokes: 1.    Category: Food jokes   Whats a dolls favorite food?Barbie-Q!... more 2.    Category: Food jokes   Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more 3.    Category: Food jokes   What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more 4.    Category: Food jokes   Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more 5.    Category: Food jokes   A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more 6.    Category: Food jokes   Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more 7.    Category: Food jokes   What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more 8.    Category: Food jokes   Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more 9.    Category: Food jokes   Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more 10.    Category: Food jokes   Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more