| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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