| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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