| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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