| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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