| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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