| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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