| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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