| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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