| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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