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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? Thats amazing!"Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
 
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