| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more
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