| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?Santa Claws !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is the cats favourite TV show ?The evening mews !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?A cat-a-logue !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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