| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Whats the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?Santa Claws !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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