Viewing Joke: Category: Cat jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Cat Jokes: 1.    Category: Cat jokes   Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more 2.    Category: Cat jokes   What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more 3.    Category: Cat jokes   Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more 4.    Category: Cat jokes   What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !... more 5.    Category: Cat jokes   Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !... more 6.    Category: Cat jokes   What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.... more 7.    Category: Cat jokes   Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more 8.    Category: Cat jokes   Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more 9.    Category: Cat jokes   When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !... more 10.    Category: Cat jokes   What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?Santa Claws !... more