| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?A good jumpurr !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure,"... more
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