| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are black cats such good singers?Theyre very mewsical.... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude... more
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