| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?A cat-a-logue !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !... more
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