| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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