| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is the cats favourite TV show ?The evening mews !... more
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