| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?Shes got that down in the mouth look !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are black cats such good singers?Theyre very mewsical.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I cant believe what... more
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