| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?Im paw !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?A cat-a-logue !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !... more
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