| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Whats furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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