| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?A first aid kitty !... more
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