Viewing Joke: Category: Cat jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked."Lests see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in 41    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Cat Jokes: 1.    Category: Cat jokes   How do you know if you cats got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !... more 2.    Category: Cat jokes   What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more 3.    Category: Cat jokes   Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.... more 4.    Category: Cat jokes   What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !... more 5.    Category: Cat jokes   When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more 6.    Category: Cat jokes   Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more 7.    Category: Cat jokes   What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more 8.    Category: Cat jokes   Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!... more 9.    Category: Cat jokes   Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!... more 10.    Category: Cat jokes   Whats the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !... more