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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lords prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen." | | | |
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