Viewing Joke: Category: Children jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!""Thats right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?""Just a wild guess," she said.The next pupil was the candy store owners daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!""Thats right! But how did you know?" asked the girl."Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.The next gift was from the liquor store owners son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked."No," the boy replied.The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked."No," the boy replied.The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Children Jokes: 1.    Category: Children jokes   Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father cant read his paper.Jackie: Wow, Im only eight and I can... more 2.    Category: Children jokes   Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more 3.    Category: Children jokes   Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more 4.    Category: Children jokes   Mum: Havent you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. Its really hard to get the salt through all those li... more 5.    Category: Children jokes   A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one... more 6.    Category: Children jokes   A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" sh... more 7.    Category: Children jokes   A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continue... more 8.    Category: Children jokes   Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way acro... more 9.    Category: Children jokes   Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus bit off... more 10.    Category: Children jokes   As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball."Is this yours" he asked"... more