Viewing Joke: Category: Children jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "im sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate "oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own business !    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Children Jokes: 1.    Category: Children jokes   Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?... more 2.    Category: Children jokes   On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gif... more 3.    Category: Children jokes   A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The... more 4.    Category: Children jokes   Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?Quick, said one, run ! B... more 5.    Category: Children jokes   Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more 6.    Category: Children jokes   Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I aint.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am n... more 7.    Category: Children jokes   A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wro... more 8.    Category: Children jokes   Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus bit off... more 9.    Category: Children jokes   Whats the matter son?The boy next door said I look just like you?What did you say?Nothing hes bigger than me !... more 10.    Category: Children jokes   Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more