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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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