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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fathers the one who dug the hole for it.Bill wasnt impressed, Well, thats nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My fathers the one who killed it !
 
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