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| Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I dont want three school dinners, one is more than... more
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| Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.... more
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| 3. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her... more
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| 4. | Category: Children jokes |
| As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball."Is this yours" he asked"... more
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| Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher tol... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more
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| 8. | Category: Children jokes |
| A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cats tail.Hey you! he shouted, dont pull the cats tail !Im no... more
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| George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes |
| Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way acro... more
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