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| A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wid... more
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| Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I dont think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says hell be a rich man wh... more
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| Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?He was dense and wet !... more
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| Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.... more
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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong ? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, li... more
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| A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one... more
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| Why was the lightning bug unhappy?Because her children were not very bright.... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
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| Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more
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| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more
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