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| I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more
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| 2. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
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| 3. | Category: Children jokes |
| The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards."No mis" he replied... more
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| 4. | Category: Children jokes |
| My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a length... more
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| 5. | Category: Children jokes |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong ? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, li... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.... more
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| 8. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more
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| 9. | Category: Children jokes |
| The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. How high is it, Doctor? she wanted to know.One hundred an... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes |
| You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? Were looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......Really ? sa... more
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