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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other.I come from a one-parent family, said one little girl proudly.Thats nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !
 
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