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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he repliesTo this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career.""Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
 
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