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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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